Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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