it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My bed smells like the plague
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