i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
