I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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