5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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