Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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