how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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