And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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