she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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