I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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