she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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