i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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