Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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