I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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