It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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