I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
