He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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