he told me I talked like a deaf person
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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