Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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