he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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