He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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