i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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