I look better un-naked...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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