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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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