can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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