bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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