Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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