Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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