omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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