This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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