she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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