I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
