Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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