He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
