I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you didnt know i had herpes?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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