When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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