Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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