It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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