hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Vodka?
Forever.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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