If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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