i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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