question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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