i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
