So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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