But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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