SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize
