Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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