Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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