New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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