Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize