it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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