D3 body, D1 cock
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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