Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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