Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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