Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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