She said her name was "party"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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