Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
