mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I cannot find my penis.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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